Reviews of Movies mostly, and occasionally products and services I've actually used, tips and tricks for saving money or energy or time. *Note: My reviews will also be posted on Yelp.com - Chicago region.*
Monday, March 6, 2017
Friday, July 22, 2016
Star Trek Beyond...
Monday, May 9, 2016
Purple Rain...
Released in 1984, Purple Rain is a time capsule. It haunts for multiple reasons if you are a member of a certain age group, and because Prince is recently gone if not. When I saw it the first time in the 1980's, I saw it on HBO, on the small screen. I remember it being powerful for the musical brilliance and for the emotional intensity even then. It's more so on the big screen. I think we were lucky to have seen this in the theater. The acting is raw and un-trained, the people beautiful and intense. For all that, it will be a few days before the title song stops playing in my mind. The violence and sexuality are stronger and a touch darker than I remember, but nothing by today's standards. In the end, you fall in love with the music all over again, and appreciate the power of the stage performances by both Prince and Morris Day. A glorious tribute to feet moving and the lost glam of beauties with big hair in soft clouds, this definitely gets the musical and nostalgia votes, and I'll take the acting for the small independent thing that this movie was. It's a work of art in a different sense than high drama or anything else that comes your way in recent years. It's hard to believe it was 32 years ago. Excuse me if I feel my feet wanting to move...yeah, dance and music can have a bit of mysticism to them. 9/10
Dan
Sunday, February 28, 2016
Gods Of Egypt:
Gods Of Egypt: I'm going to have to start rating multiple categories to capture how this movie hit me. I went in expecting a little bit of campiness / cheesyness, and the film definitely delivered. It also delivered on special effects and cinematography. If you want fun, go see this. If you want seriousness, don't. If you want historical and mythological accuracy , forget it. The scenes were big and awesome, the acting was cheesy and humorous. So here come the categories:
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Mythogeny: (How much did they diverge from mythological accuracy) 7/10
Seriousity: (How seriously can you take this film) 3/10
Cheesity: 7/10
Cinematography: 10/10
CGI/FX: 9/10
Acting: 5/10
Hot Bodity: 7/10
Skin: 4/10
Plot/Story: 5/10
Overall: 6/10
Sunday, February 21, 2016
The Lady In The Van
Cantankerous. Odiferous. Odious. Outrageous. Outlandish, tetched, schizoid, obsessive, obtuse, obnoxious, and twitchy. These folk can not possibly be muggles, there is just too much magic. Maggie Smith blows my mind, but so does her male...benefactor, for lack of a better word. This film (Because it's too good to be called a "flick") has the depth and breadth of the ocean in one little driveway. I never expected to laugh where I did, but it happened. I have to be careful of spoilers, but the ending is so O.M.G. that I'm still awed. Forget the marigolds, and hold onto your piano for dear life. If there's not an oscar in one of those bags, it will be a canonizing miracle. 10/10, and it will steal your heart.
Tuesday, February 16, 2016
Where To Invade Next:
Michael Moore's (despite the title) not-so-military documentary goes around the world looking for things the good ol' USA needs, and plants our flag around the world, both literally and metaphorically. This movie espouses a lot of values Christianity should find familiar if it has read the New Testament. Some of the conclusions will shock you, others will uplift you. I walked out with a profound mix of sadness and hope. Personally I feel it's one of Moore's best films. This film is a must-see, and worth bringing your critical-thinking cap to. 9.5/10
Saturday, February 13, 2016
Dead Pool
We laughed all the way through the entire movie, except part of the credits. (Yes, my wife loved it too!) Ryan Reynolds was the best I can ever remember him being in a movie. He is PERFECT for this role. Incredibly-clever wit, incredible cinematography, wonderful special effects, amazing art work. Don't take your kids or your Mom, because this is the sexiest Marvel flick yet. Kind of appropriate for the day before Valentine's day...or the night after! That ticket is right with the adult content, and it's got some hilarious kink. Stay for the credits. WAY better than I expected, and my wife's fave superhero fkick to date. 10/10
Wednesday, August 26, 2015
How To Make A Bourbon Danhattan
2 oz aged bourbon (Elijah Craig is really good)
2 drops aromatic bitters
1 oz sweet Vermouth
1 oz Cherry Heering (Danish cherry liquer)
4 Old Smokey Moonshine cherries, or two marachino cherries
Enjoy!
Sunday, May 24, 2015
Tomorrowland...
100/10...
Saturday, April 25, 2015
The Age of Adaline (2015) - IMDb
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1655441/
A sweet romance with some interesting sci-fi twist, sprinkled lightly. The sci-fi is based on some quite factual science research on aging, so it's not so long a stretch for those who follow such things. In some of the party scenes, Adeline (Blake Lively) reminds me visually of a young Lauren Bacall. There are some really cool scenes both visually and romantically in the non-amorous sense of romance as well...but dont mistake me, the amorous part is present too. A pleasant film that I really enjoyed. 8/10
Dan
Friday, February 27, 2015
Leonard Nimoy Dead at 83 - The Daily Beast
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2015/02/27/leonard-nimoy-dead-at-83.html?source=TDB&via=FB_Page
Leonard Nimoy, I will remember you all my life. _\\//
Dan
Saturday, February 21, 2015
Havana Kitchen of Temecula. CA
We tried Havana Kitchen just off Old Town Front Street (a couple of doors uphill from the Palomar Hotel) in Temecula this afternoon. The restaurant features authentic Cuban cuisine.
The tables aren't very comfortable, but the food and red sangria are to die for! OMG! I had the roasted pork didh, which comes with rice, black beans, and sweet fried plantains. The sauce on the pork is simple sautéed sweet onions and garlic.
I was in Heaven.
My wife had the Cubano sandwich, which is ham, mayo, mustard, and swiss cheese. Perfection.
The sangria is fantastic.
We walked out thoroughly pleased.
9.5/10
Sunday, February 15, 2015
Los Molcajetes Tomales Of Wildomar, California...
I loved this place from the minute I saw it passing by on the way to Ortega Highway as I was cutting through the mountains between Temecula and Orange county. The place was jumping off the street at me, and I've been wanting to stop there for months. Today was the day.
Molcajetes is independent, not even a web site or email, but that's fine with me. They have a full menu, not just tamales, but when it says "tamales" on the side of the building, you can bet that's what they're known for!
There is a small seating àrea inside, but I was in a hurry and had to take my tamales to go. I tried three kinds.
The pork and chicken tamales were generous of size and perfectly-made, a wonderful treat and I would recommend Molcajetes for that alone.
That said, OMG THE PINAPPLE-COCONUT TAMALES ARE AMAZING!!!
I have never had anything like this dessert tamale, and it is spectacularly wonderful! A little larger than the generous dinner tamales, they are ample. The texture is different, a little more like cornbread cake than the teaditional "fried polenta" texture of dinner tomales. I suspect that has to do with the coconut in them. The coconut must be ground, not shredded. It doesn't get between your teeth, which I hate. The flavor was a subtly-sweet and gentle blend of corn, coconut, and pineapple that is warm and wonderful and melts in your mouth. You have to taste it to believe it!!
The restaurant was staffed by a pleasant 30-something couple that I think are the owners. I will definitely be back to find out!
Go, and pray that they always have these wonders of the pineapple dish kingdom!
I am in love.
Dan
Friday, February 6, 2015
Jupiter Ascending...
Jupiter Ascending:
S-P-A-C-E S-O-A-P!!! *With giant echo effect* EPIC battle scenes. Intergalactic court intrigue. Murderous reptiloids. Murderous skitchy little grey aliens. Heavy dialogue. Heavier dialogue. Heavier yet breathing. Flowing space gowns and crowns over glowing stars and planets. Sly little cameos. An intergalactic antique Rube-Goldberg penny-smusher. Lots and lots of cool space ships. Drama heavier than Jupiter's gravity. Antigravity ice skates. Did I mention the epic battle scenes? Did someone smush The Last Starfighter, Back To The Future, the 90's Star Wars prequels, Black Hole, and the 80's Flash Gordon flicks all together in a rotating black hole and then do bong hits with the evaporating Hawking radiation? This was so Nebula-tastic that my ray gun almost went spastic. 5.1915/10 - but fun as all get-out-of-the-gravity-well if you're a space-scene junkie like me. You can't take it serious, but you should definitely take it with popcorn...lots and lots of corn.
Dan
Thursday, February 5, 2015
Imitation Game...
Imitation Game:
Loved it. Cool old electronics, mind-bending intrigue in a way, phenomenal acting from the two leads, (especially Benedict) and a great story. Very glad we went. 9/10 & pass the popcorn.
Dan
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Boxtrolls...
Sunday, June 22, 2014
Jersey Boys...
Great classic music, great classic gals, great classic cars, good ol' neighborhood boys, and Christopher Walken doing a perfect job of supporting actor without stealing it, capiche??
I thoroughly enjoyed the music and the story and the flashback. Everyone in it did a great job acting. You know where it's going to go, of course, but kick back, turn the volume up, and joyride it, baby. 8.5/10
Dan
Monday, June 2, 2014
Double Header: Chef and The Lunchbox
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Saturday, May 17, 2014
Godzilla
Oh, no, there goes...San Francisco?? Honolulu? Some Japanese city I've never heard of? THESE monsters are real globe-trotters! NOWHERE is safe!
This film does a wonderful job of keeping the look and feel of the original monster movies like Godzilla, Mothra, etcetera, while adding color and modern effects. It was downright FUN, and even my wife loved it.
I thoroughly enjoyed the retro opening scenes, and thought that the fringe- science theories the "professor" type characters espoused reflected just enough modern scientific understanding to keep the corniness in proper balance.
Acting: great, but the "deer-in-headlights" expression looked like a contagious facial expression. Almost every actor in every scene was wearing it at some point. They must have had a group session practicing that look!
The little kids in the movie were perfect. Of course, the drama factor was high, and the military looked helpless as was obligatory, but the planes, ships, tanks, helicopters, etc looked real instead of like the toys from the classic films.
In all, the film respects the tradition of the franchise, and was a delight for me as a fan of the originals.
We saw it in 3D, and parts of it were worth it.
Go. Take popcorn. If you are a Godzilla fan, enjoy! This is a treat.
9/10 because I love Godzilla movies, and this IS one. Hats off to the director.
PS: Hiding behind cars, soldier boys? Really? That part was laughable...but the flick left me with a big popcorn grin.
Dan





