Sunday, February 11, 2018

Forever My Girl...

Forever My Girl...

Beautiful People. Beautiful music. Beautiful child. Plot as formulated as Elvis movie number 30. I enjoyed it immensely, but had to stuff my intellect in a small cigar box to roll with it. Perfect country romance novel on film. The two biggest problems I had with it were the "win back," and for goodness sake, get the leading man some CPR lessons, Y'all!! Bring roses, chocolate, and wine, and leave the real world checked at the ticket booth. 6/10

PS: These new cheap thermal paper / laser printer / receipt paper movie tickets the theaters are printing these days have zero class, and are not suitable for movie review photos. Your theater tickets suck, theater operators!! 0/10 (See my earlier reviews for examples of REAL movie ticket stubs)

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Murder On The Orient Express...

Murder On The Orient Express...

Based on the Agatha Christie classic detective novel, this movie is total eye-candy in terms of cinematography and costume. Your eyes wilk feast on the richness of scenery and setting throughout.

The acting is quite good. The only spot I had trouble with believability was with Michelle Pfeiffer playing a grieving mother and grandmother - though her scenes as a man-hunting widow were very well-acted. With a cast like this, it was wonderful that there was such teamwork.

The story moves more slowly than the pacing of modern films, and in that regard it's a throwback to an earlier era, and can seem a bit draggy to modern viewers used to the non-stop action of today's films and "internet time."

All-in-all, it was quite enjoyable.

7/10, and pass the tea.


Thursday, November 16, 2017

Ativa "Domino" 2000 mah power bank

I haven't used it yet for phone charging.

Took a couple of hours to fully charge.

Small and compact.

Charging cable is maybe one foot long.

To turn on/off the flashlight, rapidly double-click the power button.

Charge via the micro-USB port.

Discharge via full-size USB port.

Monday, March 6, 2017


Totally awesome. Shocking. Powerful. Tough & tender. 9/10 on the Popcorn-worthy scale.

Friday, July 22, 2016

Star Trek Beyond...

I totally loved it. As my wife said, "They got their interpersonal banter back." To be honest, I think that the new crew has stepped it up to top-notch specifically because this movie not only pay homage to the original cast and crew, but it also memorializes BOTH Leonard Nimoy and Antonin Yelchin, both of whom have worked with this crew in real life. This is not lost on anyone, not Trekkers, Trekkies, or those who made this film. The film has a great plot with a cool twist at the end. Additionally, they were able to recapture the innate sense of goodness, hope, campy humor, and serious social discussion that were a part of the original series, STNG, and the original movies. I haven't loved a Star Trek movie quite this much since they pulled whales out of time and took them into space before putting them back where they belong. 10/10 Oh, the poster? I won a tee shirt in a pre-screening trivia contest by correctly answering "Iowa" to the question "In which State was Captain James Tiberius Kirk born?" Me being me, and the tee shirt being only an XL, not a 2XLT, I traded it for one of the very-limited-edition Carmike Cinemas promo posters tossed into the crowd and caught by a young lady two rows down from us. Of course my lovely wife helped with the negotiations, and everyone went home both happy and thrilled.

Monday, May 9, 2016

Purple Rain...

Released in 1984, Purple Rain is a time capsule. It haunts for multiple reasons if you are a member of a certain age group, and because Prince is recently gone if not. When I saw it the first time in the 1980's, I saw it on HBO, on the small screen. I remember it being powerful for the musical brilliance and for the emotional intensity even then. It's more so on the big screen. I think we were lucky to have seen this in the theater. The acting is raw and un-trained, the people beautiful and intense. For all that, it will be a few days before the title song stops playing in my mind. The violence and sexuality are stronger and a touch darker than I remember, but nothing by today's standards. In the end, you fall in love with the music all over again, and appreciate the power of the stage performances by both Prince and Morris Day. A glorious tribute to feet moving and the lost glam of beauties with big hair in soft clouds, this definitely gets the musical and nostalgia votes, and I'll take the acting for the small independent thing that this movie was. It's a work of art in a different sense than high drama or anything else that comes your way in recent years. It's hard to believe it was 32 years ago. Excuse me if I feel my feet wanting to move...yeah, dance and music can have a bit of mysticism to them. 9/10


Sunday, February 28, 2016

Gods Of Egypt:

Gods Of Egypt: I'm going to have to start rating multiple categories to capture how this movie hit me. I went in expecting a little bit of campiness / cheesyness, and the film definitely delivered. It also delivered on special effects and cinematography. If you want fun, go see this. If you want seriousness, don't. If you want historical and mythological accuracy , forget it. The scenes were big and awesome, the acting was cheesy and humorous. So here come the categories:
Mythogeny: (How much did they diverge from mythological accuracy) 7/10
Seriousity: (How seriously can you take this film) 3/10
Cheesity: 7/10
Cinematography: 10/10
CGI/FX: 9/10
Acting: 5/10
Hot Bodity: 7/10
Skin: 4/10
Plot/Story: 5/10
Overall: 6/10